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Zionists came into my home yesterday, while I was asleep. I don’t know how they got in, but they didn't break in - the only thing they took was one shoe

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Yahya Ayyash, Hamas Chief Bombmaker

We have captured your lizard.

Hassan Firuzabadi, Iranian military advisor