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OUR MERCH MAKES YOU WAY MORE AWESOME AND HELPS US FIGHT THE BAD GUYS!

FREE SHIPPING TO USA, REDUCED INT'L SHIPPING

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Today's Featured Zionist Thing Is:

TheMossadIL Ugly Sweater - Black
TheMossadIL Ugly Sweater - Black

TheMossadIL Ugly Sweater - Black

$45.99 Sale

FOR A LIMITED TIME

Get the 2nd sweater at 25% off!

This holiday season, you're a badass.

TheMossadIL Ugly Sweater is here!

Other colours available: Navy, White

  • Free shipping to the US
  • All Over Print
  • 100% Polyester
  • Performance Insulation Technology
  • Cut & Sew Construction
  • Loose Baggy Fit, if you want a tighter fit please order one size down.

Testimonials From Our Satisfied Customers!

Zionists came into my home yesterday, while I was asleep. I don’t know how they got in, but they didn't break in - the only thing they took was one shoe

Asghar Bukhari, Founder of Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK

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Yahya Ayyash, Hamas Chief Bombmaker

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Hassan Firuzabadi, Iranian military advisor