F#CK HAM-ASS White glossy mug

Start your day the right way—by sipping victory and serving sass. This mug says what everyone’s thinking, but with a little extra donkey punch. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or the sweet tears of terror sympathizers, this sturdy ceramic classic will hold it all.

• Ceramic (strong enough to survive your morning Twitter scroll)
• 11 oz: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ (12 cm) height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike Hamas, this thing actually works under pressure)

Made on demand—because righteous fury tastes best fresh, not mass-produced.