Not everyone gets clearance to train sharks with lasers. Wear your credentials proudly.
The Mossad works tirelessly to maintain its elite shiver of laser-equipped sharks — and now you can look the part. This tee is durable, comfortable, and battle-tested for both field ops and casual missions.
Details (intel for agents):
100% ringspun cotton (smooth, not scratchy)
4.5 oz (153 g/m²) weight
Pre-shrunk (won’t betray you in the wash)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (keeps its shape, like you keep yours)
Quarter-turned (no awkward center crease — because even sharks respect presentation)
Sizes: S–3XL. (For operatives from guppy to great white.)
