The Mossad Stole My Shoe Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Yes, the rumors are true. We have a shoe-stealing division. Consider this shirt your receipt.

Perfect for victims of covert footwear ops — or anyone who wants to get ahead of the next operation. Soft, durable, and built for long missions (or long walks home with only one shoe).

Details (intel for agents):

• 100% ringspun cotton (smooth, not scratchy)
• 4.5 oz (153 g/m²) weight
• Pre-shrunk (won’t betray you in the wash)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (holds shape under interrogation)
• Quarter-turned (no awkward crease, because presentation matters)

Sizes: S–3XL. (We’d say “fits like a glove,” but we don’t want to give away our glove-stealing unit.)

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