your coffee like the well-funded Zionist agent the internet swears you are. This mug is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the conspiracy that pro-Israel voices are secretly rolling in falafel bribes and mystery Mossad paychecks.
On the front? A parody “pay stub” showing your official compensation package: 1 falafel + 1 bag full of money. The memo line? For saying nice things about Israel on social media. That’s right—every latte you drink from this mug is proof you’re living large on Hasbara cash.
But satire aside, this mug is built to last. With its sturdy ceramic body, glossy finish, and a splash of color inside, it’s the perfect vessel for your morning brew, afternoon tea, or late-night plotting session. Dishwasher and microwave safe—because even secret agents deserve convenience.
Specifications:
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Raise a toast to satire, coffee, and the only payroll that comes with extra hummus.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), TheMossadIL and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Pardes Hana-Karkur, Israel or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
