A wink to espionage insiders and meme historians alike, this tee immortalizes the now-infamous September 2024 Mossad Pager Operation. Whether you're in the field or just in line for coffee, this shirt sends the signal: you're always on the grid.
With a crisp green LCD display reading:
“1 NEW MESSAGE – The Mossad”,
you’ll raise eyebrows, questions, and possibly international interest.
Perfect for fans of spycraft, retro tech, and plausible deniability.
Details (for operatives and observers):
🧵 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather options may include trace polyester for stealth mode)
🌬️ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – mission-ready and breathable
🧼 Pre-shrunk – because some things should stay the same, unlike your alibi
🧍 Flattering fit with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
🌎 Manufactured responsibly in Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may result in encrypted glances, raised suspicions, or being asked, “Are you cleared for this conversation?”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
TheMossadIL and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
Pardes Hana-Karkur, Israel or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
