Nuclear Scientist Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

Finally, a shirt that’s both fashionable and mildly alarming. Featuring a cheerful Iranian nuclear scientist in a crisp lab coat giving his best “fun fact” pose, this tee brings the classic line to life:

"I’m an Iranian nuclear scientist. If you see me running, you should probably run in the other direction."

Perfect for casual Fridays, awkward family dinners, or whenever you want strangers to reevaluate their life insurance policy.

Layer it under a jacket for that mysterious “international man of intrigue” vibe, or wear it solo and let TSA agents do a double-take at your boarding gate.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• 32 singles
• Retail fit
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2'' ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed

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