Mossad Dolphins of Death Men's Premium Polo

For when you need to look professional but still want people to know you secretly command a dolphin strike unit. This embroidered polo is smooth, sharp, and casual enough for Shabbat lunch yet tactical enough for slipping into an “international business conference” (if you know what I mean). The Mossad Dolphins patch lets the world know you’re part of an elite aquatic squadron—without saying a word.

• 65% polyester, 35% cotton pique (translation: comfortable and durable, like Israeli diplomacy)
• Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit that runs large (so you don’t look like you’re undercover too hard)
• Flat knit collar and cuffs—because class never goes out of style
• Metal buttons with dyed-to-match rims (subtle flex)
• Side vents for breathability (and quick exits)
• Blank product sourced from Ethiopia (shipped to you with Mossad precision)

Made on demand, because bulk stockpiling is for failed states.