Mossad Dolphins of Death™ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Mossad Dolphins of Death™ Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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The secret is out. Yes, the Mossad has killer dolphins of death™—and no, you can’t train them in your bathtub. But you can join the squad in style with this sleek long sleeve tee. Perfect for cooler nights of covert surveillance, late-night hummus runs, or just intimidating your enemies at the office water cooler.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (as soft as a dolphin’s belly, but deadlier)
• Heather colors: 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles (translation: ridiculously soft)
• Regular fit — tailored for espionage and brunch
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar (because dolphins don’t do flimsy)
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs — for when you roll up your sleeves to get serious
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
Size guide
SHIRT LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | CHEST TO FIT | SLEEVE LENGTH | |
XS (inches) | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
S (inches) | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
M (inches) | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
L (inches) | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
XL (inches) | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
2XL (inches) | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
SHIRT LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH | CHEST TO FIT | SLEEVE LENGTH | |
XS (cm) | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
S (cm) | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
M (cm) | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
L (cm) | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
XL (cm) | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
2XL (cm) | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |

