The Mossad’s most classified unit doesn’t just swim circles around the enemy—they stay hydrated doing it. Now you can too. The Dolphins of Death™ Water Bottle is mission-ready: sleek, durable, and capable of keeping your drinks hot or cold for hours while you plot your next covert op (or just survive another day at the office).
Join the squad. Stay sharp. Stay hydrated. Flippers optional.
• High-grade stainless steel • 17 oz (500 ml) • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm) • Double-wall vacuum insulation • Odorless, leak-proof cap • Keeps drinks hot or cold for up to 6 hours • Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors • Hand-wash only (because real agents don’t take shortcuts) • Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Leaving liquids inside for 24+ hours may summon hostile algae lifeforms.
