They say the Mossad’s dolphins can take out enemy divers with military precision. But did you know they also make a mean shakshuka? Equip yourself with the Dolphins of Death™ Apron—battle-tested against rocket fuel stains, hummus splatters, and BBQ sauce incursions.
Cooking, grilling, or running covert ops in the kitchen, this apron has your six. Two front pockets for storing utensils, gadgets, or classified documents. Adjustable fit so even your uncle who “doesn’t cook” can look like a pro.
Join the squad. Rule the kitchen. Fear no splatter.
• 70% polyester, 30% cotton • Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²) • Size: 20″ × 30″ (50.8 cm × 76.2 cm) • Adjustable neck loop and long ties • Two front pockets (perfect for kitchen tools or microfilm) • Blank product sourced from China
