Marge Smeared Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Marge Smeared Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Sometimes art imitates life… and sometimes it just gets smeared. This shirt is based on the internet’s favorite “Simpsons gone wrong” moment. Marge has never looked more… abstract.
Bonus: it’s $2 off, because we’re not sure if it’s a shirt or a glitch in the matrix.
You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton, soft and comfy, with double stitching for extra durability. Wear it ironically, or unironically—we won’t judge.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Length (Worldwide) (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
Width (Worldwide) (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Length (East Asia) (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ¾ | 29 ½ | 30 ¼ | |
Width (East Asia) (inches) | 18 ½ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅞ | 22 | 23 ¼ |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
Length (Worldwide) (cm) | 71.1 | 74.3 | 76.8 | 79.4 | 82.6 | 85 |
Width (Worldwide) (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 |
Length (East Asia) (cm) | 67 | 69.9 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 0 |
Width (East Asia) (cm) | 47 | 50 | 53 | 55.9 | 59 | 0 |





