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Nuclear Scientist Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Nuclear Scientist Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Who says nuclear proliferation can’t be fashionable? This tee features everyone’s favorite smiling Iranian scientist, finger raised like he’s about to drop a “fun fact” that might also trigger DEFCON 2.

The shirt carries the immortal line:
"I’m an Iranian nuclear scientist. If you see me running, you should probably run in the other direction."

Soft, durable, and guaranteed to make small talk at parties way more interesting. Perfect for guitar practice, clandestine meetings, or giving your jogging group something to really think about.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
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