F#CK HAM-ASS Men's classic tee
F#CK HAM-ASS Men's classic tee
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Sometimes you don’t need a slogan—you need a statement. This tee doesn’t whisper, it yells across the street. Built from 100% cotton (the strong, not-so-silent type), it keeps its structure, pairs with anything, and makes sure your stance is loud, clear, and durable—just like you.
• 100% cotton (unless it’s a grey area—literally)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Tubular fabric—classic, sturdy, reliable
• Taped neck and shoulders for extra resilience
• Double seam at sleeves & hem (because weak stitches are for weak slogans)
• Blank product sourced globally: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Printed only when you order—no overstock, no waste, no retreat.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |























