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F#CK HAM-ASS Men's classic tee

F#CK HAM-ASS Men's classic tee

Regular price $18.75 USD
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Sometimes you don’t need a slogan—you need a statement. This tee doesn’t whisper, it yells across the street. Built from 100% cotton (the strong, not-so-silent type), it keeps its structure, pairs with anything, and makes sure your stance is loud, clear, and durable—just like you.

• 100% cotton (unless it’s a grey area—literally)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Tubular fabric—classic, sturdy, reliable
• Taped neck and shoulders for extra resilience
• Double seam at sleeves & hem (because weak stitches are for weak slogans)
• Blank product sourced globally: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Printed only when you order—no overstock, no waste, no retreat.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
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