Your phone deserves protection. HAM-ASS doesn’t. This sleek Samsung® case keeps your device safe from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt while putting your stance front and center. Clear sides show off your phone, bold message shows off your priorities.
• Solid polycarbonate back (built tougher than Gaza tunnels) • 0.02″ (0.5 mm) raised bezel for screen defense • See-through sides to let your Samsung® shine • Wireless charging compatible—because wires are for the 90s • Easy snap on/off, in case you upgrade (unlike HAM-ASS, which never does)
Printed on demand—because mass production is for propaganda, not premium gear.
