If you put a tag on a dog that says he's a Mossad agent, people will think it's just a joke. But really, he IS a Mossad agent. It's reverse reverse psychology. We're good at that kind of thing here at the Mossad.
Gloss Aluminum, 2" x 1.125", 0.030" Thick, One-sided. No peel coating. Bead Chain with Jump Ring Aluminum, 30" (762mm) Chain